I see very few movies in theaters anymore. Most movies just don’t look good enough to pay $7 to go see when I can wait a few months and see them on our semi-comfy couch and have sesame crackers and extra sharp cheddar cheese instead of $14 popcorn. I had seen the commercials for Lucky Number Slevin on tv and was relatively interested – I’m a big Bruce Willis fan, Josh Hartnett is decent, and Lucy Liu should be given the congressional medal of hotness. Paul saw this movie a week ago and told us that we simply must see it. “I mean, silenced pistols in the opening credits? Come on dude, you gotta catch this flick.” Onto the show.
The plot outline, from IMDB: A case of mistaken identity lands Slevin (Josh Hartnett) into the middle of a war being plotted by two of the city’s most rival crime bosses: The Rabbi (Ben Kingsley) and The Boss (Morgan Freeman). Slevin is under constant surveillance by relentless Detective Brikowski (Stanley Tucci) as well as the infamous assassin Goodkat (Bruce Willis) and finds himself having to hatch his own ingenious plot to get them before they get him.
I’ve seen Josh Hartnett in a few movies, he’s not bad. He’s never blown me away, but never made me thought he sucked. In this movie, he freakin’ killed. We’ve all seen a million “normal, innocent guy gets caught up in a big crazy gangster war”, and we’re used to that normal guy being nervous, jumpy and anxious. Not this guy. He’s getting beat up, guns pulled on him, people threatening his life, and all the while he’s cracking jokes and being a smartass. Needless to say, I identified strongly with this young man. The awkward pauses and witty quips completely threw off the typical “intimidating bad guy” vibe whenever our anti-hero faced with authority.
Bruce Willis was his classic, badass self. Nothing exceptional, but come on… it’s Bruce.
Lucy Liu is one of the most beautiful women on the planet, and she proves her acting chops in this flim – her quick, witty dialogue with Hartnett was smart as it was funny. The oddly nerdy/stunningly gorgeous combination of her character was both believable and fun to watch. My god is she fine.
The plot was compelling and exciting – I actually did sit on the edge of my seat for a good portion of the movie. It was one of those “here’s how it all comes together” endings, in the same league as Fight Club and The Thomas Crown Affair. Great twists, relatively believable circumstances, and a well thought-out backstory.
Definitely go see it. Funny, exciting, smart, and holy crap…. Lucy Liu.
Listening to: Kanye West – Freshman Adjustment (b-sides album)







studio here on campus. It’s sweet! I actually figured out how to put this quarter’s class/internship credit hours onto my first two quarters this year, so I’m not technically registered for any classes this quarter, even though I’m in one. Because of this, I’m not considered a full-time student by the university, and I can no longer live on campus!! So long,